Sure, we all get into little (*thinking of cute euphemism for argument*) quibbles with our significant other. Everyone does; it’s a part of life. It’s the recovery from said conflicts that make us stronger. Wow, thanks, Dr. Phil. Bet you didn’t think we would cover relationship advice today, huh? …The More You Know…
Well, this (*grabs crotch, spits*) sumbitch in Tennessee got into an argument with his wife, couldn’t stand her company, and jumped out of a moving car because she waddunt shuttin’ the hell up. Says the Leaf Chronicle:
A 23-year-old man jumped from a moving vehicle Thursday evening after his wife refused to “shut up,” according to a Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office report.
The report by Deputy Blake Neblett says the man, who was traveling with his wife and three children to Clarksville on Guthrie Highway, was arguing with his wife and told her to shut up.
When she refused, the man jumped from the moving vehicle.
The man sustained serious injuries and was flown by helicopter to Vanderbilt University Medical Center, where he is in critical but stable condition.
He really showed her, didn’t he? They get into a fight, and he’s the one in critical condition? That ain’t how my pappy told me to do it – the wimmen’s usually the ones goin’ to duh horspital. (*revs truck engine*) Dale Junior!
They took er jawbs!
totally worth it if she shuts up in the future
@roachface-
I wholeheartedly agree. A few days in the hospital for a lifetime of travel silence. Where do I sign?